Shade: “Wóó Josephine abi Cellophane, I’m deeply disappointed with the mess you and your people have put me in. I didn’t bargain for this. Joko mi ni mo joko, when you and your gang came here to beg me with your useless ankara that everything was sorted.”
Josehine: “Askuse me, ma. Askuse me ma. We are sorry. I want to explain…”
Shade: “Explain wetin? Kini Ä™ fÄ™ explain fun gbogbo rubbish tÄ™’lo fi mi shéy yÄ™n? Éé ni ku re! What do you want to explain for the embarrassment you and your lousy people have caused me and my father? Do you know how many phone calls I have received from him and many others over this matter? We don’t need those foul looking native doctors masquerading as traders to win the next election.”
Josephine: “We are sorry, ma. Everything was planned to succeed. The only mistake was that visit to the palace…..”
“JÄ™’a gbo’ro joo! Did you not tell me that the letter we wrote last year was receiving positive attention and that he was eagerly awaiting for us?”
Josephine: “Askuse ma, that was the report I got after we convinced the governor to make him the sole beneficiary of the 5% allocations going monthly to the seven local government councils under him. I didn’t expect him to do us like this, ma. We are very sorry for the embarrassment ma. Pls forgive us.”
Shade: “You people should go and sort yourself out o. I’m not coming there again. You guys are so duplicitous and funny. I don’t want to have anything with those your juju laden markets that look like Jankara abi Sangrouse markets from Temu!. Oloshi ni gbogbo yin”😅
